Inaction Figure Adam

What should be the first collectable Adam inaction figure?

Spider Monkey Adam with action flinging arm. Comes with costume and simulated feces
Adam Not So Bright - comes with small Hooked on Phonics book
Fussy Eater Adam - makes gagging noises and with a press of a button can vomit the supplied simulated vomit
Racist Adam - with glow in the dark red neck and trucker hat. Calls everyone 'boy'
Lazy Ass Adam - Comes with nothing, does nothing, can't be made to do anything
Paranoid Adam - Calls everyone Dragonmaster or Bob Dole
Granddad Adam - Same as Lazy Ass Adam except 60 years older
Drunk Adam - Doll is passed out. Comes with marker to draw on him and a small skunk doll to spray him
Fries with that Adam - Adam Doll dressed up in his McDonalds uniform
Adam and James Life Partner Couple. WV dreamhouse sold separately
No Tip Adam - Will steal any tip money left on the table then run for the door
Masterbation Adam - Has his hands in his pants and never stops 'beating it'. 8 D cell batteries required.
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