You put your left hand in, you pull your righteous sword out...

...and you do the Malcom pokey as you vote! Pick 2!

The Operative finally got angry at Mal after Mal pulled the last straw, which consisted of a "KICK ME" sign taped to his back where he JUST couldn't reach...
OP: Urgh, damn, I stabbed myself in the back!
And 400 years in the future, super glue is still on occasion hiliarious.
Operative: Gor-ram-itch-can't-reach-must-use-sword-ahhhhhh...
Reaching for his sword, the Operative grimaced as he realized his deodorant was long gone.
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