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Pick the two best captions for Hoban Washburne

Wash: I swallowed a bug!
Wash: Yarr, I be the dread pirate Wash! (os)Simon: Wait, you're telling me that there's a guy who dresses like a pirate on our crew?
Wash wished Simon would hurry up with the operation to remove the plastic dinosaur from his Pigu...
Wash: Zoe? What the? Oh God! Why is it the Captain has to get nekkid on every gorram planet we visit?
Wash: Camera one, camera two. Camera one, camera two...
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