'tain't no flight simmulator, is it?

Some BDHs need some BDCs (Big Damn Captions), so pick 2!

	Zoe: Mal, I appreciate you stopping to ask for directions, but we haven't even left the cargo bay.
	Mal: On this ship, you are to refer to me as Idiot!, not You Captain!
	With the pretty harmless words " Captain will you marry me" Simon won the "Make the Captain speechless competition"
	Mal: Like I already told you, officer, the reavers ate my license and registration.
	Mal: What do you mean the door's the other way?