Never again with cows...

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Jayne: Mal, why ain't that moonbrained girl comin'? Mal: River? Please, why don't you come on out. River(OS): No. Can't. Too much go-se.
Jayne: "Is that Saffron over there?" Mal: "That's a vidcap from last week, dingus." Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk."
Jayne (dreamily): They weren't pies inside. They wanted to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and remember what they are.
It was at that time Mal realised why Jayne was only given 7%.
Jayne: I don't get it Mal, all I did was offer to show 'em my swinging cobb...
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