Putting the FIRE back in Firefly

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	By the time the Captain got the ships "Recall Notice" it was too late.
	Jayne (voice over): Yokels might not know transport ships ain't got no guns, but everyone else will be mighty surprised to see our freshly installed flame thrower!
	WASH: You mean, thats not the "Crazy Ivan"?!?!?
	Not always a good idea to take on the cast of Mythbusters as passengers.
	The reaver crashing into Serenity's cargo bay gave her powerful indigestion.
	Serenity decided to dress up as a dragon for Halloween.
	NATHAN: FIRE IN THE HO-O-O-O-O-LE!! JOSS: Wrong series, dumbass.