Remember that caption we're never gonna make?

Well, choose the 2 you like best!

Zoe: "....Okay, but next time I'm the Reaver and you're the librarian!"
...and then the Zombies attacked.
Wash's corpse wasn't as comfortable as it used to be, but the hole in his chest was great for hiding smuggled goods.
Wash [thinking]: Hmmm, so that's what Wife Soup would literaly taste like.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash: What kind of warrior woman are you, woman, all comfy and invitin'-like?
WASH: You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe...
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