Hell is reserved for child molestors, people who talk at the theater, and...

...people who don't vote for the two best captions! Choose 2!

	BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.
	...and when I was done their blood soaked bodys littered the street, how was your day?
	"I'll be damned, they ARE magically delicious!"
	Book: "Hmmm, what's written at the bottom of the bowl....?" * This soup is protected under copyright law by 20th Century Fox. Only authorized eaters are to partake in it's goodness. *
	Soylent green AGAIN?!
	Book contemplated the ever-tricky conundrum of how to eat soup with only one chopstick.
	I don't care what you believe, just pass the salt.