God's balls

Despite my delinquency, you must select your two favorite captions!

	Hello. My name is Carlos Danger. You killed my twitter account. Prepare to die!
	TWINKIES ARE BACK!! LET'S BREAK SHIT!!
	I got the gloves! I got the hat! I got the scraper! Now WHERE'S the gorram ice!!
	Gorramit Book. Yesterday I woke up choking on a hairball and today you done shed all over my hat.
	This is it! This is that time the teacher said would come, and we didn't believe her! Today's the day GEOMETRY is going to save our butts!
	"Y.M.C.A It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A....."