2 votes, that's how much! Pick your favorite 2 captions!
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| Gina) I'm sick of that new director, I'm going to blow his stupid head off. Nathan) That gun is a prop. Gina) Then I'll beat him to death with it. | | Mal: In Wash's defense, he did say "If he wasn't married", he would take her in a manly fashion | | Mal: "Now you know why Wash was fired as a fry cook." Zoe: "I'd stand back sir, way back..." | | MAL: So, a Fed and a Reaver walk into a bar - ZOE: Sir, if you tell that joke again, I will kill you. MAL: OK, so how abouts we just grab a drink in that bar. | | Jayne: Stop me if you've heard this one. A pilot walks into a bar with a spike through his chest...What to soon? Mal: A limp is fine, just don't kill him. We have a job coming up. | | ZOE: Singing! At the Emmys! Where's your integrity? MAL: It was NPH. He faked me out, then bullied me about making me his mare! And, and then he asked in my ear: DOES THIS HOST MAKE YOUR BDH LOOK FAT? |
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