Lowly pathetic dreams...
...of choosing the 2 best captions!	Mal: We'll be back in the air, soon as we finish burning Jayne's mattress, bedding and most of his clothes. Inara: Now you know why I don't service crew. Mal: Why does this book burning smell like bacon? Inara: Because it's a Shepherd Book burning... Inara: "...Oh! And my clock IS rigged to speed up!" A scene from the upcoming movie: "Serenity Valley Girl" Mal: "So, you wanna dance?" Inara: "Chwee Ni Duh! Like, in another life! Fer sure!" Mal: "Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll." Mal: You're a beautiful woman Inara...until you make that face. The alternate ending to Safe Inara: I really liked Simon and River. Mal: Yeah me too. Shame we were late.
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