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Joss: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
SUMMER......
Cameraman- My name is Alan Tudyk. You killed off Wash. Prepare to die. Joss- You're still upset over that?
Joss: You are growing sleepy. Remember, Joss is god...
Joss: "Sure I'm rich. But I still buy my shirts at the Salvation Army. Problem?"
Joss: "I did NOT say, 'Kill 'em all, let Buddha sort it out," I said, ' Sorry, Alan and Ron, I can kill anybody I want.'"
Duh
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