A man and his toque...

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	If you where a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a van down by the river!
	Mattie Cobb: Hey, bro, just thought I'd send you a wave. Momma got the money you sent, but she blew it all on boywhores, figure that'd make you proud.
	Yup. I walked down the street and wasn't afraid of anything. Not till I saw my ex heading my way with a baseball bat.
	Casting Director (OS): Heads, you get the role. Tails, it goes to the other guy, uh, whats his name? Adam?
	I'm reporting live from the parking garage at "Comic-Con" because they threw me out.
	click (from behind) FOX PR Rep: At this time we are announcing that we are so. very. sorry. Sorry for canceling Firefly. In conjunction with this announcement we would like to make amends with Browncoats everywhere and we are releasing Firefly Online.