Bastard singed my turtle...

...while voting for the 2 best captions!

Group running: It's him, it's him! He's finally here!! Jayne: Oh gorramit, we've landed on the dust ball where Wash is the hero
Mal: This is your diversion? Three barrels in the road? Jayne: Well you did say no more getting naked.
Serenity's first job. Vendor: That's 200 crates of produce. Here is your 150 credits. Mal: Going legit is boring. I'm robbing the bank on the way out of town.
Tim) How much is this helicopter shot costing us? Joss) WHO CARES! I'M BRILLIANT!
Kaylee) This planet has everything and the prices are great What's this planet called? Mal) Walmart.
Mal: "Jayne, help me with these barrels." Jayne: "Drums." Mal: "What's the difference?" Jayne: "About 13 gallons." Mal: "When did you get so smart?" Jayne: "I watch Fraggle Ro..Um...Hey, I know things!!"
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