No power in the 'verse can stop the holidays!

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	Jayne: "KFC?" Mal: "Home Depot."
	Book: Is there a reason we don't have more light at the table? Mal: It's Jayne's turn to cook. We find it's better if you can't see it
	Jayne) Ya know, we should eat a more healthy diet with no meat and more fruits and vegetables, and we should also stop drinking beer. Zoe) You want to leave this room.
	Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.
	Jayne: "What's the name of your cookbook, Shepherd?" Book: "To Serve Man".
	Jayne: Doc, next time your moonbrained sister offers to make dinner, teach her how to cook first, because hull caulking is not an ingrediant.