The Magic School Bus to the Stars!

Pick your 2 favorite captions!

MAL: So when I said, "Let's take a ride on the Magic School Bus", I was bein' metaphorical, and 'Verse knows I wasn't expectin' River Song at the helm!!! JAYNE: Wait. Now there's TWO crazy Rivers? Ta ma de!!
Mal) MAGIC SCHOOL BUS MY PIGU!!
Dammit, Ms Frizzle!
Peter Quill: I said my name is Star-Lord! Jayne: Who rudding cares? Just keep shooting!
Mal: So what brings you to Shadow, Agent Coulson? Phil: They tried to take the Skye from me...
Mal) I've run out of funny captions, now what do I do!? Jayne) Keep shooting Reavers!
Mal: I told you not to use that fake bus pass! Jayne: I didn't have exact change.
Jayne: THIS is why I never kiss them on the mouth. Mal: I...can't even...I so don't want to know that!
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