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Mal- Anything? Zoe- I am getting a headache, but not because you're killing me with your brain.
Mal: Hold on, I'm getting a message from The Big Giant Head.
Zoe: "For God's sake, Captain, I'll PAY for a new windshield!"
Zoe's intensity makes Capt Tightpants sleepy.
Zoe: Sir, I don't think this is how a Vulcan mind meld is supposed to work.
Zoe: "And his last request was for you to satisfy all my needs, no matter how....weird." Mal: "I understand, I understand."
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