| "First off I'm not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, broaches, beads, pendants, pins or rings." |
| Simon: no wait...I'm confused... I thought I was her Capt'n Tight pants |
| While the Firefly cast rarely questioned Joss' vision, Sean was a little hesitant upon hearing Joss' ideas for a Simon and Kaylee love scene in Episode 17: "If the Cockpit is Rockin'." |
| Next time Simon would be more careful where he sat in case Wash left any levers stuck out again. |
| Simon: I don't care if it is mandatory, I'm not doing the hokey pokey... River you get your left hand out right now...and Jayne, no one wants to see you shake it all about! |
| Simon: So we were just joking around, and I was... you know... doing the big strong guy routine... "I'll protect you!" and all that... and Kaylee just laughs and says she could take me any day. So I told her to prove it. And... uh... she did. |
| "Why is it that when I get hit I seem to always get a split lip and that's it...? No blood on my shirt... no black eye... no bruised cheek... I mean, how is Kaylee ever going to give me any sympathy, if I have no real evidence of my suffering?" |
| Simon: (Puffing) Kaylee...handcuffs...dinosaurs. |
| Simon: "There's a what behind me?!?".Mal: "A big, white anaconda.". |