This one time, at flight camp...

vote for two!

MAL: Stopping. STOPPING! STOPPING WOULD BE BETTER!
Wash: "Wow, we almost bought it on that one."Zoe: "That was close."Mal: "Umm...I think I just browncoated my tight-pants."
Wash-"I don't need a Back-Space driver!!"Mal-"GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"Wash- "Alright...You wanna fly?Then f#$%ing fly!"
Mal says "Oh my God! That bowling ball! Its my WIFE!"
WHAACK!!Mal: Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another?!WHAACK!!Mal: Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another?!
Zoe: Metamorphoses is completed, sir.Spaceball 1 has now become....MEGA MAID!Mal:Now,commence Operation:Vacu-suck.All: SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
Zoe: O RLY?Wash: Ya RLY!Mal: NO WAI!
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