There's an acre of these captions, isn't there?

help narrow it down, and vote for TWO!

	Mal: Wow! Thats an amazing pair of hooters you've got Zoe!Wash: HEY! Thats MY wife.Zoe: holding two owls um dear?...
	Mal: Zoe, turn around. You gotta see this. They're calling it a Stargate. They walk through it, and end up on a gorramn different world.
	Zoe: Sir, if you sneeze on my shiny browncoat, I will kill you with my pinky.
	Zoe: And now that I have your FULL attention, sir...
	It was a moving scene when Zoe broke the news to her captain - Mal: "We Won? ...on a recount... the Independents won? Yes!"
	MAL: Quick! Zoe! LOOK! Over here! I found my brain!
	No no Zoe! I said I had to see Badger!
	Mal (laughing): "Well Jayne, that's what happens when you tell Zoe she hits like a girl...she proves you wrong. Here's a few of your teeth back..."