No guns and no women make Jayne something something...

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ADAM (to reporter): So, you know, when I found out Fox had cancelled Firefly, I was really shocked. Like, scared beyond belief, Reavers-ate-my-baby shocked."
Adam knew the good news that Serenity 2 was going to be filmed, but just heard the bad news that George Lucas would be in charge.
Kaylee (os): So...this is supposed to be what it feels like...? Simon never gets it right.Jayne: Kaylee...what are you and Inara doing in the mess ha-...? Oh.......I'll be in my bunk...
Adam: "Can't! Expression! Properly!"
COMPUTER VOICE: *Cantonese, red lights flashing*MAL (OS): What in the sphincter of Hell is that?!!RIVER (OS): The beagles have revolted.They want to kill Jayne.
'Due to a freak mixup in wardrobe Adam was now wearing a pair of Nathans very tight pants'
Adam(panicked): Can... can anyone else see them? The backwards letters... they're foatin' right in front of me!
JAYNE: Could you not do that while we're -- EVER?
Those plastic dinosaurs just get everywhere don't they.
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