Mal sat on Wash's dino's, methinks....

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Mal was unimpressed by Simon's Professor RJ Gumby impression
The Captain was touched at the efforts that Simon had gone to to relax him before his prostate exam. Soft lighting, a fire flickering in the background, a bowl of special blue wife soup and nice warm hands.
Mal(singing quietly to himself): '....and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stoopid like I loooove you.....I..'Simon: What was that?Mal(replies redfaced):'Um...Nothin'!'
Simon: um...i think you shouldn know captain...i..er... kind of got the-Mal: and all the preatty lights...like dancing...fairies...*THUD* *snore*Simon: -coffee and sleeping pills mixed up...
SIMON: I, uh, heard about your new series and, um just wanted to say how sorry I am...NATHAN: I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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