psychotic lowlifes afoot!

vote for 2!

Does this tie make me look fat?
Mal was amazed when Jayne proved him wrong. Apparently it was possible to fit a grenade in each cheek.
Mal tried to keep a straight face as River snuck up behind Jayne in the reaver costume she had made.
Harrow: Well, they're big, skittish, and smell less than pleasant.Mal: Hey, they may not be the shining light of civilization, but they're MY crew.Harrow: errrr I was referring to the cargo.
"Like woman, I'm a mystery."
Mal: No sir, I don't know where your precious herd of cattle has disappeared to. Now if you will kindly remove your weapon from my privates, I would like to get back to the party.
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