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If you select the red dot on the right it plays this silly song:Fruchtige oatey Stäbe,Bilden einen Mann aus einer Maus heraus....
*Jayne presses the play button*Narrator: Welcome to "Extinct Life of Earth-That-Was, Volume 43: Migration Patterns of the Manatee"....Jayne: Gorramit! Why'd that fool girl have to rip the labels off our movie collection, too?!
Wash: Anybody seen Frodo? Got a wave for him.Zoe: I'll send him the word. Who is it?Wash: hmmmm... Says here... Some fella named Sauron.
Wash: so you got the new software preatty cheap huh?Mal: yep, bargain basement price.Wash: well thats good, works well ... except for one small problem.Mal: oh .... whats that?Wash: NOBODY SPEAKS GERMAN ON THIS SHIP!!!
The crew were all hooked on series 47 of Heroes.
Jayne:"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently,but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.And I want to help you."Mal:"Stop sounding like a f
Wash: I love this new dashboard interface, but I can't for the life of me turn that (chinese swear words) right turn signal off!
RIVER: I was trying to fix your oscilloscope and it turned into a Pensieve...
Machine: You are six feet tall and 150 Lbs. Your fortune is that you should beware of sharp pointed objects.Wash: Huh, wonder what that means.
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