It ain't goin crazy Simon should be worried about now...

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Everybody laughed at Simon's impression of the fountains in front of Londinium Cathedral until the one day when he actually spat instead of miming.
SIMON: Ahhhh Kaylee wait, not now ahhhhh.... I'm needed in the in...firmary........
Suddenly it became clear to the crew that Jayne had cooked supper that night.
Jayne: Now point the water gun at his mouth and his head will explode.Simon: I'm gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.
MAL(OS): I'm going to boil it. Jayne, give me the sticky...
Simon instatly regretted having walked into the cargo bay while it was full of Black Market Beagles with a piece of jerkey in his pocket.
as an april fools prank Jayne and Mal had painted everything in the Infirmary bright baby pink...EVERYTHING!!
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