Not so much for being Early, rather than the other thing...

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arly: Ooooo... She's on my ship. Did I minimize that porn?!?
Early's theory that "man is stronger by far than woman" is undermined by River's well-aimed kick to his manhood.
Genuinely confused he stared at the posted grades: "...HUH... I failed the psych-evaluation test."
"Sing along with me Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh Wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight....
EARLY: You got an objection to the white piping you can avoid expressin' it or I'll be happy to meet you outside.
EARLY: Ooh! Sorry! WASH (OS): AHHH! I was just--dinos--fell is all--I mean--EARLY: Hey, I don't judge. Stick them dinosaurs anywhere you want.
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