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The Operative sold his story and movie rights for a stack of shiny coin, as expected. Zoe married him, as not-so-expected.
Gina (thinking): "Hopefully he won't see that huge buffet table over there." Laurence (thinking): "Mmmm! Look at that huge buffet table over there!"
Laurence (thinking): I'm *so* glad I took the blue pill.
LF: All your warrior women are belong to us.
Photographic proof that Michael Jackson is still alive and well......and married to Laurence Fishburne!!!!
Wash may have been open-minded when Zoe said she was divorced...until he saw her husband.
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