A Meeting of the Mercenary Minds!

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Casey urged Summer to come back to the BuyMore. She couldn't decide which was weirder: Jeffster or some suffering dude with a cape.
Adam: After Serenity 2&3 come out we will never have to do TV again. Summer(Thinking) Oh you poor simple man.
Adam: You're trying to kill me with your brain again, aren't you?
ADAM: Nathan is sure taking a long time at those bathroom stalls. Want me to go check on him?! SUMMER: Trust me, this is something the Captain has to do for himself.
Adam: Summer, I know it hurts you not getting this shiny Serenity T-Shirt. Summer: Ohhh...Adam. You're so sweet.
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