Men and their toys...
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Adam was happy when Nathan gave him back his dentures.
Nathan(pondering): "Yup. Botox."
Nathan- I'm teling you, If we were conjoined twins, I could think smile and you would do this.
NATHAN: Baby smiles like this, it's usually assumed to be gas
Nathan: Drop it! Drop it I say! Good Adam! *pats head*
MAL: "What do ya say, Doc, is this sewn shut neatly or what?!"