Two people who should never hold guns...

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Sean- Cancel another one of my shows before the season finale. I dare you.Jewel- I thought you said this was a con photo op?Sean- Shut up and watch the door.
Simon: Simon says drop your gun!
Simon: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the..." Kaylee: "Simon! Really?" Simon : "Okay, okay."
KAYLEE: Those muscles! Ah-ah-ahhhh.... SIMON: Not again! Breathe into your paper bag!
Sean was doing his best Jack Bauer impression. Unfortunately, Jewel spoiled the take by doing her best Jerry Lewis impression.
Simon: Easy now. One step closer and I'll let Kaylee here play Terraformer with your doppelganger. Bad Guy: Um... what? Kaylee: (sigh) Simon, You really need to work on your one-liners. ...and... eww.
*Simon's pants split open* Kaylee: OH GO SE! Boils and the like! Gross!
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