Beige is the new black, apparently...

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Jewel and Morena celebrate yet another successful birding of Nathan
Jewel: Why is everyone standing in the back row? Morena: I think they think we're naked.
Random Fan: I've been following you a long time AND I LOVED "V"! Jewel: *busts out laughing*Morena: (ventriloquizing) Jewel... Be nice.
Jewel (thinking): "How long before they realize it's a wax figure?"
Jewel and Morena were both thrilled to be presenters at the "Beige Awards".
Fan: Jewel is topless! Morena: Rethinking the flesh color top now arn't ya. Jewel: Yep.
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