Caption Tightpants #7

Which is your favorite caption for CT#7?

Shiny's version of TCM's-- ZOE: Breathe, Sir. MAL: Huh? SIMON: You need to push now, Captain...it's a ... space monkey?!?!
Starpilotgrainger's-- ZOE: He's starting to look woozy... SIMON: I know, but if we cut these tight pants off him quickly, his circulation should return to normal.
Chollett's-- ZOE: He's starting to come around, Doctor. SIMON: ok.....leg UP......sloooowly.... MAL: Ugh. I think i had to much of the Mudders' Nog.
Malicious-- MAL: Dammit this is the last time I'm telling you this: THAT is NOT one of the hiding places for illegal salvage!
Gunrunner's-- SIMON: Your right Zoe, it is missing. ZOE: Your examining the wrong end doctor…
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