THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME!(round 1!!)

You guys know the drill!Pick ur fave 2!!

Zoe:"and that's where babies come from"etc
Mal:"Keep that face up and it'll stick Zoe"
Zoe: "I planted a jack-in-the-box in their luggage. Just wait a few minutes..."
Zoe:" Umm, sir, you have a, uh, a booger, sir..."etc.
ZOE: Now about that 'getting it on' mission you were talking about...MAL (thinking): don't look, just don't look
Mal: I can't believe you just shot that preacher!Zoe: You said if they got to nosy...etc
Zoe: BWAH!Mal: Okay, it's not funny anymore. I am sooo gonna kick Inara's ass for this.
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