I swear by my pretty floral hat...it's voting time!

vote for the 2 most cunning!

Mal: Jayne, I know you've had too much to drink, but I swear by my pretty floral hat if you hit on me again I will waste you.
M: So then she says, it's a *magic* hat. Pfft. Wear it and girls everywhere will throw themselves at you, she says. I'd like to see...J: Mal? You sure is purty tonight...
Mal: How does it sit?Jayne: Pretty cunning.
Book(O/S): Jayne, you may now kiss the bride...
MAL (giddy): Heehee! Hat! *big grin*
Drunk Jayne: Your hat. So pretty. Let me wear itDrunk Mal: You try and I'll shoot you with this invisible gun here
Mal: "Hey Jayne, look above us!"Jayne: "Oh no, i'm not falling for that one again."
MAL: 'Nara sez this thing makes me look all authoritative-like.JAYNE: Shiny! Lemme wear it.MAL: No.JAYNE: AWW!
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