Let's make 'em proudcoats!

pick your fave 2, then go see the movie!

Jayne: Huh ...Mal: What is it Jayne?Jayne: Well ... I was just thinkin' --*Mal Interups*Mal: You ... thinking. Come on now Jayne, what is it really?
Mal: How drunk was I last night?Jayne: Hell, I dunno, I passed out.
Mal: (in mumbled voice) jayne why is there a fishook in my mouth?Jayne: Becaues i go fishing w/my gunMal: Why?Jayne: Just in case the gorram fish ain't biting! Now stop moving while i get it out!
Jayne and Mal *always* hated the first week of any month, but now that River had joined the crew...
Mal: If we don't move a muscle, maybe those rabid Firefly fans won't see us...
Jayne: There! Right there! The ruttin' ocean!Mal: I just don't hear it.
Mal: I said bring only what you need to survive.Jayne: It's my industrial strength hair dryer and I can't live without it!
Mal "Aim for the crotch"Jayne "That thing don't have a crotch"
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