| Jayne: I think i see a Booger. |
| Jayne: Whoah. It's going up his nose.Simon: Try not to move...it might become angry and bite you.Mal: Would someone just KILL THIS DAMN SPIDER ALREADY?! |
| MAL: Allright! The winner of this week's caption game is... Inara!WASH: Whaaaaa? But mine was funny and it was...well, funny! |
| Jayne: "Cap'n looks like he's about to wrap up. Best start noddin' my head." |
| Mal: Alright everybody, loosen up your arms. We're gonna go through this one more time, now look at the Reaver behind me. Notice the expression on his face - vacant, with a hint of sadness. A drunk who's lost a bet. Now let me see you copy himGoing down t |
| Mal: Reapers, they rape you for hours and hours, cut off your clothes and wear it as cunning hatsZoe: tell them the restWash: more?Mal: After they've finsihed that they make you watch Alien ResurrectionSimon: NOOOOOOOOOO!Kaylee: I think i'm going to be si |
| Mal: "Ok, own up now. Or whoever crazy-glued my pistol handle is gonna meet the reaver i got tied up in the cargo hold, an' he aint eaten for days." |
| Mal: Okay, last gorram time I am gonna ask...which one of you Purplebelly washin', Reaver grapplin', terrifyin' space monkey fei oo glued naked pictures of Badger to the inside of my eyelids?!!?*gun cocks* |