JOSS:"I have trouble even when they AREN'T goofing off for captions, don't look at me....

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Gina had warned him about making faces like that, but Nathan refused to listen. The last one stuck
Zoe: Hell if I know what River just shoved up the Cap'n's arse...
Nathan: "Hey look! I'm Joss! What does this thing do, I've never used one before!"
Mal: What's up Doc?
Summer: What's this button do?*Buzzzzzz*Nathan: Arg eck acckk argGina: Honestly Joss, I don't know where she got the taser.Joss: SUMMER!
Zoe had tried to warn him, but Mal found out the hard way that the new Zebra-Oaty Bars are an acquired taste.
Gina: I'm sorry Joss, I tried to stop him.Joss(os): Dammit Nathan, I told you that Botox was 3 years out of date!
Joss goes berserk after seeing the old mule trashed after a collision with a huge boulderGina: We seemed to have had a little accidentJoss: You were parked!Gina: Yeeeeah. (beat) Looks like we'll be taking the newer model
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