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| Simon: Y'know, there are easier ways to smuggle drugs than to stitch them into your flesh?Mal: I know, but I've always fancied your soft touch.*Simon blushes* | | Mal: That stitching looks familiar. Did you once sew up a puppet named Angel? | | "gosh this is awkward, you just KNOW some fanboy is going to post this online!" | | Simon: "Captain, if i may ask, how do you get fit like that? You see, i wanna impress Kaylee.."Mal: Well, you see, there are these weights that i keep in the cargo hold, use them for 4 months and who knows?" | | "Okay, so... Doc, if this is your idea of foreplay, we gotta have a talk." | | 1)Simon: "Don't worry, Captain. If you take good care of this -- don't get it wet or dirty -- you'll be able to wear your favorite off-the-shoulder and nobody will ever notice the scar." | | SIMON: Oh no, this is more serious than it looks. I...MAL: What? Give it to me straight, Doc.SIMON: Well, the blade must've punctured a main artery. You... you should've got here sooner.MAL: Just do what you're here for and stitch me up.etc,etc,etc |
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