Oh my god! It's grotesque!

Oh yeah, and there's voting for 2 quotes...

Wash: (SIGH)I wish I really did have a magical wish granting plank...
My name is Hoban Washburne, You killed my father, prepare to die.
Joss(OS): "Okay, it might be a bit more severe than a flesh wound..."
Alan noticed something amiss when the scripts were laid in front of each cast member.
Wash: (thinking) Jayne's asleep with lipstick all over his face, the guy behind me is yawning, and there's mistletoe all over the ceiling...and their wallets are gone. This is the last time I ever invite Saffron to the Christmas party
River: Hey Wash! What's the square root of 21749?
Wash: When I said it was okay if you picked up some lunch for us I didn't mean sardine-and-whipped-cream sandwiches.
ALAN: Excuse me, did you just say "I, Robot" sucked?
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