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(OS)*FWOOOOM!*Kaylee:What was that?Mal:Jayne...septic tank...trigger I rigged on the pressure valve...Inara:The words 'childish' and 'disgusting' don't do you justice,Captain.Mal(teary-eyed with laughter): I know! I know!
Inara: since when can a swallow carry a coconut?Kaylee: Depends if it's an European or African one...Mal: Or if it has wings...
After Book's been formally introduced to Inara, Kaylee turns to Mal and reminds him to shop for batteries.
Inara/Kaylee/Book: "What?"Mal: "Oh, nothing. By the way, hope you liked those brownies. The laxatives should be hitting soon..."
Jewel: Slugs?Nathan: Yup,yup.Jewel: Slugs?Nathan: Yup.(silence)Jewel: Slugs?
Book: Inara, are you...not feeling well?Inara: *bleary-eyed* I hit my head like Wash. I only fell is all!Nathan: DRUNK. 'S all I'm sayin. Tee many martoonis.
Book: What's this I hear about Inara and Kaylee wanting to marry?Mal *snickers*
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