Hey look....Joss is having an "idea session"(sorry Joss, no offence...:s)

vote for your fave 2, and see who comes out shiny!

Everyone tried to ignore Jaynes gas.
Double double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubl...What do you mean that isn't the line. Aren't we doing the Scottish Play? Alright who's the joker that switched my script?
"I don't care if Inara says it'll boost morale or not. We're not having a gorrum jacuzzi on my ship!"
kaylee(os): what is it?Mal:Its a naked girl...Shepherd(os): Mal?Mal: jus giv me a sec...
Jayne(OS): Who is it this time?Mal: Its Saffron again, and this time she's got some strong perfume tha...that...ohh, sonofab--
As Mal stared into the Pensieve, he became aware that he was watching Inara's memories, and FINALLY realized that she had feelings for him.
"There's a Girl in My Soup."
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