Methinks he's dipped too much into the cilantro...

help him come to his senses by voting for 2!

*Joss, waking up, looks around*Joss: Wait where am I? This isnt my office! Who are you?! and where are my pants?!?!?!
Joss: I do the job. Then it gets canceled.
The Joss puppet that Joss placed in his Fox Network office when Serenity was green-lit was so convincing that even today, thinking that he is giving silent treatment, they still attempt to interview him.
Morena (OS, to Joss): So...what do think of our presentation? Do you think it will get the execs and Fox and Universal to see our point?Joss: Uh....I'll be in my bunk (jumps out of his chair and runs off)Jewel (OS): I told ya doing a "Naked News" style pi
Joss goes over the Extended Inara Sponge-bathing Scene.yeah.....*sigh* uuh... right.... editing.....
Joss: Use of a swhat?
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