I'm smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off of this round...

vote for 2!

Alliance Soldier: You stay on that naughty step and think about what you did.
Tracy: How in the gorram heck am I supposed to get Mario up to that ledge?
One is armed with a HK36 with 7.62mm FMJ rounds and the element of suprise; the other... A can of beans and irritible bowels. Who now truly has the advantage?
Tracey tried not to cry when the mean Purplebelly took his can opener and wouldn't give it back.
"We've substituted this Browncoat's regular brand of coffee with an Alliance soldier sneaking up on him. Let's see if he notices."
Tracey (thinking): "I have the mirror right in front of me. I can SEE him. Why is he still sneaking up like i don't know he's there?"
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