Think Jayne has any bright ideas?

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Mal: Ok, Mr. Big Shot Alliance Operaritve, I have hidden River and Simon in one of these five boxes. If you can guess which one they're in, we'll hand them over and you can be on your merry. But keep this in mind, the other four have a rabid badger inside
Wash: Par-lay?
Wash: See! See!? See me NOT TOUCHING Jayne?
FOX Executive: So who did steal the button? Every little bit of the set belongs to us and because of that itīs our right to destroy all of it.Alan: It wasnīt me! Iīm all innocent! *grins and curses FOX under his breath*
Mal:"Tonight Matthew we are..... The Village People"All: "Young man......"
WASH: (To HARKEN) If by fugitives u mean a frozen lovebot and an equally frigid fancy pants, u've come to the right ship...MAL: WASH!!!WASH: Wha... hey, I didn't touch the lovebot.
Alliance officer(os): Who wants to go first in the torture chamber?Wash: Oo! Me! Me! Pick me!
Narrator: Lets see who can keep a straight face the longest shall we?Wash: I'm out.
DIRECTOR: "Uh, Nathan? Great pose there, but could you please stop humming "O Canada!" through your nose so we can finish the shot? Thanks."
Alliance Commander: Look out for big one to the right, he's got an idea!
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