Naked as the day he was born...

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There were some problems on board when Mal found Rivers pills...
MAL: " I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..."
Mal earns extra money posing for the art class Inara teaches as a sideline.
Mal (looking at Michelangelo fresco, thinking and smirking): "I win."
For that whole body shave that leaves your skin feeling kissably smooth, Captain Mal Reynolds recommends the Gillette quatro dilitium razor. The only way to get a closer shave would be to be pushed through an engine.
Mal (singing): I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
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