Gotta love the dinner scenes...

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Bu-dum-de-dum-de-duh-de-de-duh...Even thought the music had stopped, Simon still couldn't get over being "proper" long enough to win the daily game of Musical Chairs.
Everyone was a little hesitant about sitting in Wash's old seat. Just wasn't considered good luck.
Simon: This chair in exchange for the roast chicken.Kaylee: Deal.
Mal couldn't help but smile, his money was on Kaylee...
Whilst Simon thought the crew were laughing with him they really knew that his little prank would cost him sex for a month.
Kaylee: Thank You Simon. Let me just set these between the fruit and the cap'n.Jayne: Don't you mean 'twixt the Fruit an' the Cap'n.
From Simon's Book of Dating:Step 1:Do something nice(see above)Step 2:Say something stupid(ex."get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck.")Step 3:Get punched(ex.nearly every episode)Step 4:.....Step 5:Get the girl!
Mal: Kaylee, what you've done with Mr. Universe's goldfish is...well,I'll be having seconds.Kaylee:Waste not, want not, I always say.
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