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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 12, 2004
Views: 1242
Salt over shoulder.

I do this becouse somthing bad will happen. My boss will kill me. You see I am an aprentice chef, and putting salt back into the box that you havent used is bad, umk. Throwing it away is bad to becouse of that whole inventory cost issue so I put the salt over my shoulder when nobodies looking.


Posted By: Wow

Posted On: Jan 12, 2004
Views: 1241
RE: Salt over shoulder.

I heard that people who're just a little bit gay do that.


Posted By: Molly

Posted On: Jan 12, 2004
Views: 1240
RE: Salt over shoulder.

For that exact reason.


Posted By: D&D

Posted On: Jan 12, 2004
Views: 1232
RE: Salt over shoulder.

Dragondude - do you chop stuff with your swords? I bet the Sword of Aragon does a mighty fine job with lettuce.


Posted By: Salty Balls

Posted On: Jan 12, 2004
Views: 1229
RE: Salt over shoulder.

Salt is way cheap. There's no inventory cost involved.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1204
RE: Salt over shoulder.

So let me get this straight. Putting it back in the box is bad? Would the previously freed salt create dissent among the rest of the imprisoned salt? Throwing it away is also bad because of inventory issues???? Ummmm...i suppose it is better to pay somebody else to clean up your salty mess on the floor than to do it yourself. Tell your boss to go back to his oval office and get back to work on that important Jenga project.


Posted By: dumpus

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1197
RE: Salt over shoulder.

zhigavo i dont think your a doctor i think your a really really fat guy who is always on your mothers computer (yes i think you live with your parents) who makes up really dumb lines to sound smart so just shut the f*ck up


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1194
RE: Salt over shoulder.

Who asked you for your input Dumpus Maximus? Whenever I read your replies to my postings, I envision you as a very socially disoriented high school freshman who must cling to an immature notion that you can elevate yourself by putting the rest of the world down. I know that I have said this many times before, but you really need a friend badly. Somebody to help you realize how normal people function in society and that could possibly help you to see that just because you act retarded does not mean you get to park any closer to Wal-Mart.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1192
RE: Salt over shoulder.

p.s. Spazo does not count


Posted By: dumpus

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1187
RE: Salt over shoulder.

why dont we both just stop this is really immature mr. zhigavo (i still dont think your a doctor)


Posted By: dumpus

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1188
RE: Salt over shoulder.

i hate walmart fatty


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1181
RE: Salt over shoulder.

Zhigavo? It's spelled Z-H-I-V-A-G-O....and you must be very young since you do not comprehend the obvious allusion to the WWI movie concerning the Bolshevik Revolution ironically named "Dr. Zhivago".


Posted By: a therapist

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1177
RE: Salt over shoulder.

Dr. Zhivago and Dumpus - secret lovers.


Posted By: Zhivago-Hater

Posted On: Jan 13, 2004
Views: 1167
RE: Salt over shoulder.

what in your tiny mind made you think that anyone would remember a sub character in some old fart movie that no one cares about? YOu really do have no life, dont you?


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Jan 14, 2004
Views: 1162
RE: Salt over shoulder.

So, because I happen to like a classic movie that none of you simple minded fools have the attention span to watch I am suddenly appropriated the term "old fart". By the way, what makes you think that the character of Dr. Zhivago is a 'sub character'? The freakin' movie is named "Dr. Zhivago"! How do you figure that he is a "sub character"? I would never imagine that you would ever comprehend the movie or the signifigance of the Dr. if you can't understand that the movie is NAMED after him. Get a grip buddy. Think before you post your next response!


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