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Posted By: spazo

Posted On: Feb 10, 2004
Views: 1579
Dr. Zhivago

just wondering bout the old prik is he gone finally?


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1532
RE: Dr. Zhivago

In order to sufficiently respond to your query I must first go into detail about my recent Mexican exploits. For the past month I have been on-site in the Mexican village of Oaxaca excavating the recently discovered abode belonging to a tribal chieftan in the Monte Alban region. In light of this profound discovery I decided to proceed to the site and forgoe my obligations at the University until further excavations could be made. Upon arrival I was detained by the Mexican Federales and my equipment was confiscated (again) along with my laptop computer. This region of Mexico is saturated with corruption to the extent that almost every foriegner is detained for a short period of time until a sufficient bribe can be extorted by the Federales. One reason for this is that the route to Oaxaca leads to one of the largest federal marijuana plantations in the area so they are duly apprehensive about strangers wandering the mostly vacant road. I therefore had to make a request to the University president to supply me with a new laptop and a satellite phone which, being absent until last weekend, severly hampered my research. So, I'm back online now and faithfully enjoying your mundane discourses.


Posted By: not dr. zhivagivea****

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1526
RE: Dr. Zhivago

LMAO, hi, my name is Dr. Zhivago, and all i do is brag about **** no one cares about...
"just wondering bout the old prik is he gone finally?"

Dr. Z "well, hmm, if you *must* know"

lmao, no one cares... a simple "ive been gone making up excuses for my weed addiction" would have been fine

thanks


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1435
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Pretty strong words from a person who obviously didn't read the subject heading for this particular string. I was under the impression that Spazo's latest assault was directed towards me but you seem to think otherwise. I get the feeling that your jealousy and sense of inferiority compel you to make thoughtless cheap-shots at random. I salute you inordinately offensive Americans!


Posted By: ketchup

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1431
RE: Dr. Zhivago

i thought you weren't going to post on this site anymore. lies, all lies.


Posted By: DUDE

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1425
RE: Dr. Zhivago

DUDE!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANCY SHMANCY TRIP TO MEXICO WHICH ISNT THAT FANCY BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY COULDNT AFFORD A CARD BOARD BOX WITH ALL YOUR FAMILYS SAVINGS


Posted By: spazo

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1423
RE: Dr. Zhivago

it was not "assault". you have been a prik to most all in this fluff board, and i was just wondering if you were gone for good. You didnt have to make some kind of bull**** story about your Indiana Jones expidition to parts unknown in Mexico. Even if it was vaguely true, dont write a friggin paragraph about it! no one cares! just say "no, im still here, i was just gone for a while." just giving some advice on how to not be an asshole.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1420
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Was that supposed to be funny Spazo? The part about you giving advice on how not to be an asshole. I don't remember starting a forum string with no other intention than to defame someone's character. Well, your advice is not going to be heeded and I will promptly resume making uniformly biased posts concerning your weak replies. I don't think that I was fully aware of how sensitive you are when someone makes light of your ignorant situation in life. I mean, I haven't posted a thing on here for the past month and you are still licking your wounds and posting derrogatory things about me. You must have spent many a sleepless night coming up with something to insult me with and I am impressed. "Prik". That was the best you could come up with in a month? Maybe by next year you will be able to use such a big word in a full sentence complete with punctuation and proper grammar. I'm sure you and your little classmates can do it if you buckle down and stop eating paint chips.


Posted By: Propaganda

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1412
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Sweet jesus you guys fight alot on this board! It's so funny though id like to get void's opinion on this one. that guy is quite entertaining and sharp at that.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1407
RE: Dr. Zhivago

LOL. Doc is the man. He helped with one of my problems. (oh, wait, some idiot will probably get the wrong idea) But realy, thanks doc. for the help on my post.

As for you spazz, it's not likley your family has evolved enuf for me to give you a propper insult. I'll just leave it at that.


Posted By: spazo

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1402
RE: Dr. Zhivago

WTF!! Zhivagagaga, why are you using your inflammed vocabulary and superior grammar use to deface the moral of a confused teenager? What do you expect here? College level analyzations of a meaningless poll? We're all basically 12-18 year olds here! I'm 13! You're what? 30ish? If you think you're the superior being, why are you posting here?! this is a loser internet resort with no relavence to anything in the entire universe! Stop being an asshole to the little people and get a life!!!!!! And Dragonmaster, i respected you until you said that. I know you are socially unhealthy, but dont be the bitch of some pshycotic middle-aged asswipe! You should get better friends. leave the realm of the internet fluff board and go meet someone in the real world! Be open to other minds, and be cautious of the friends you choose. If that aint relationship advice, i dont know what is.


Posted By: another guy

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1401
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Hear hear! ^^ totally agree with that, spaz dude


Posted By: Dr. Alfonso Caso

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1398
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Ok Mr. Zhivago....What exactly are you talking about? the Monte Alban site is a frickin' TOURIST ATTRACTION in Mexico. They hold guided and individual tours. There are hotels, restaurants, a Museum, etc...

Nice job trying to look impressive to the kids though :) Too bad it doesn't work on adults. Not that kids OR adults care for your "travels".

I'm guessing you have a test on World History coming up and have been recently studying. Makes more sense than the tales you're fabricating.

By the way, the Palace (chieftan's abode?) was uncovered on Jan. 6th, ...1932 (by Dr Alfonso Caso, hence, the posters name). So you're about 74 years late as well as a poor liar.


Posted By: Dr Caso

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1396
RE: Dr. Zhivago

Correction: 72 years late. (hurried typing = bad math)


Posted By: VOid

Posted On: Feb 11, 2004
Views: 1394
RE: Dr. Zhivago

When asked to give my opinion, i shall. Its nice to know that others enjoy hearing them. (thanks propaganda)

however, i would give my opinion, but that would leave me open to a return insult from people whos joy in life is insulting people over the internet, which as ive said before is retarded.

And yes, i will realize many (or Dr.Z, depending on who gets offended here) will remark that i did indeed insult someone by saying that is their sole joy in life, to insult people over the internet. however, since Dr.Z has openly said that he enjoys insulting us, what i said was not an insult, and for anyone else who has gotten offended by my non-insult, it appears you do to.

(sorry if that rambled and was confusing, its late and im tired)


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