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Posted By: Max Powers

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 852
The Shocker

holy hell, i choose the shocker, even if it is only, like, nine volts... thats enough to get someones attention... but could you imagine giving the 9-volt shocker?


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 848
RE: The Shocker

The Shocker: Two in the pink, one in the stink.


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 823
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Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 795
RE: The Shocker

Ewww! I was shocked that my daughter knew what the shocker was! Thanks for the education, guys!


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 791
RE: The Shocker

ask her if she knows what a Blumpkin is. Or the Dirty Sanchez. Angry Dragon is a classic too.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 771
RE: The Shocker

I gave the shocker once. I will never forget it. Well I didnt really remember it...I was really drunk at a party one time and this girl totally wanted to jump my rigger and bones. So I proceded to finger her. But i guess my pinkey got all tired of being all cramped up, so i just kinda let it go. Yeah she will never live that one down. And i was some what of a hero through my high school days. Allthough i wasnt really proud of it. Cause she was kinda fat. And i wouldnt have nomally got with her. But that kinda let everyone know that i was with her. BUT she did suck a mean **** though. thats all. Oh and since then i have conducted a servay since then. The more unatractive a girl is... The better head she gives. I have only taken this to about a 4 though. Anymore i couldnt bear. the unatractiveness would play against the total event. Then i would have to kick her out. But really fine ass chicks give ****ty head. Cause they dont NEED to give good head. they make up for it in tits and bragging rights. There is a happy medium out there somewhere. You just have to reach out and find it


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 770
RE: The Shocker

Oh and a little PS. you must be Quazi attractive to conduct this servay. Or at least seen as such. And also a little bonus. the more attractive a girl is, the more likely she is to give head. Allthough there is a perfict type of girl out there that looks pretty good and will suck a ****in bowling ball through a garden hose. but they are hard to find. But when you do...****in premo


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 769
RE: The Shocker

i meant to say unatractive girls are more willing. I am drunk...


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 760
RE: The Shocker

So Dave, what are these other things? I know that I have never heard of any of those things!!! I liked your story about the girl. My high school had the infamous couple that everyone knew that he came in through the "back door" and I'm sure no one has forgotten it. Sorry dude, you're pegged for life!!! I hope it was worth it! LOL!


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 743
RE: The Shocker

oh and while your at it have her fill you in on the old snow blow, rim job, and the infamas donkey punch.