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Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 1323
Dragonmaster powers

I bet Dragonmaster has some sort of freakish super power. He already has the changing animal one (he thinks he's a dragon of course), but I bet he has some other sort of power like that Albino guy in the movie "Powder".


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 1319
Dragonmaster:



Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 1292
Dragonmaster has no powers.

I need to rent that one......

I wont repeat again why I have this webname. If you realy need to here about it check out one of the older poles.

I don't wish I could turn into a dragon. Not now anyway. People would **** all over it. Saying things like the devil has returned or that I'm evil or some other bull****. I get that enuf as it is.

Wait I do have a power.

I like to read, shop, cuddle, cook, practice with my swords, meditate, and astronomy. And I'm not gay, or a sycopath. And I seem not to be able to get a girlfriend with those likes. Or be ok with them.
I guess they dont like being treated to everything.


Posted By: cornelius_the_third

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1279
RE: Dragonmaster powers

no offense but dude you either need a fatty boom batty blunt or a nice peice of ass or even better a fatty boom batty blunt while getting a nice peice of ass


Posted By: eponymous

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1266
RE: Dragonmaster powers

Dragonmaster practices with his sword. Sometimes I practice with my sword too, but I don't think it qualifies as a superpower or anything.


Posted By: huh?

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1252
RE: Dragonmaster powers

Dragonmaster, you like to cuddle? What do you cuddle with if not a girlfriend? hmmmmm....


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1238
RE: Dragonmaster powers

how bout yall just lay the **** off dragonmaster. the jokes ****in dead. Just live life and let him live his. it doesnt affect you so just let it be, sheat


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1237
RE: Dragonmaster powers

hes allright in my book, he would be better if he told me about his engine devolopment research though. what kind of fuel does it run on? ****


Posted By: SurgicalStriker

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1233
RE: Dragonmaster powers

*sigh* i seem to be all to like Dragonmaster. Although i dont like astrology, i only meditate on occasion, i rarely get my sword out, and i hate reading. But the cant get a g/f thing im right with ya there! And i wanted to get into AD&D but i was too nerdy for the group who was playing so they wouldn't let me in :( I feel so low. Im like a sub-dragonmaster. BTW dragon, do women you are friends with think you are annoying too? that and my being fat are the two reasons every girl says they wont date me. Im wondering if its same for you.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 1230
RE: Dragonmaster powers

I will kick your ass if you are attempting to be the gay one here SurgicalStriker...or lick your ass...depending on if I intimidate you or you intimidate me.


Posted By: A potential fan

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 1218
To Dragonmaster

So, do you expect your girl to do all these things with you? Does she have to help cook, or is it OK if she just appreciates that you cook? Does she have to practice with swords, or can she just like going to Rennaisance Festivals and such? Does she have to meditate, or is Pilates close enough? I like to read. How old are you and where do you live?


Posted By: some guy

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 1212
RE: Dragonmaster powers

nothing spells psycho like a chick who trolls oddtodd for potential dates.


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 1209
RE: RE: Dragonmaster powers

Good one


Posted By: Captain Jack

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 1204
RE: Dragonmaster powers

if psycho is trolling for dates on oddtodd then what do you call a person that thinks Dragonmaster is a good catch


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 31, 2004
Views: 1201
RE: Dragonmaster powers

A dragonslayer


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